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4. All the mountains in Australia
are in the South-East of Queensland."
When we finally departed
Canungra after a very long three weeks, I had decided beyond doubt
that I had made the right decision when I had joined the Navy. Our
training was harder but at least we were able to stay reasonably clean.
This was the final phase of our pre-deployment training prior to pre-embarkation
leave. As we sat in the airport waiting to return to Sydney, Jake
made the dreaded announcement as to which of us would not be deploying
with the Team. I was convinced it would be me, as Digger was most
definitely going because he had trained with the previous team, Tom
was a Leading Hand and outranked the three of us, and I suspected
Jake had a soft spot for Blue. Much to my relief, it was to be Tom,
and not me who remained behind. We all knew how he must have felt,
however we were going and that was uppermost in our thoughts. It was
to be a bitter disappointment for Tom as we were destined to be the
last diving team to be sent to Vietnam.
While at Brisbane airport
awaiting our return flight to Sydney, Jake spotted the then Minister
for the Navy, Jim Killen. Without the slightest hesitation Jake walked
over and introduced 'his team' to the Minister. We were to see more
of the Honourable Jim after that as he was to visit us in our humble
abode in Vietnam on Christmas Eve 1970. After the war Jim graciously
became the Patron of the Clearance Diving Association. With the work-up
over we all proceeded on 5 days pre-embarkation leave. We all went
home with the exception of Digger. He came home with me to Adelaide.
On our last night in Sydney before starting leave, there was a general
farewell to the team at one of the local pubs in Cremorne with most
of the Diving school showing up to wish a safe tour. We all had a
little too much to drink and once again I had my big red V8 with me.
On my way home I was obviously a little heavy on the foot and after
crossing the Sydney Harbour bridge heading south I was pulled over
by a Policeman in a Morris Mini who said he had clocked me at 80 miles
per hour down the Cahill expressway and over the bridge. He said it
had taken him the length of the expressway and bridge to catch me.
I thought I was in a bit of strife for a while until we told him we
had just attended a final farewell prior to leaving for Vietnam. Much
to my relief he immediately backed off and said, "Piss off home via
the shortest route at the speed limit and get to bed".
At home in South Australia,
Digger and I made the most of our leave. We visited my relatives in
the country with the highlight, in Digger's opinion, being a visit
to one of my relation's winery. We proceeded to taste every wine they
produced, and in his less than sober state Digger complimented them
by saying it was the best "brewery" he had ever been to. We finally
departed Sydney's Mascot Airport late in the evening of the 14th October
1970 aboard a chartered Qantas 707. Destination: Saigon - in friendlier
times known as the "Pearl of the Orient". Our departure had been delayed
by three or four hours due to some radio problems aboard the aircraft,
so the airport bar remained open and the farewell gradually took on
a party atmosphere. Once airborne our friendly Qantas crew opened
the in-flight bar for their 120 or so Military passengers. The Stewards
found to their surprise that the majority of their passengers were
more interested in sleeping than drinking. Even though it was after
midnight, the Naval contingent of six Divers and one Chief Petty Officer
Writer were the exception. ('Googer' Gent was returning with us on
our flight to Saigon from R & R leave spent in Sydney. Googer was
responsible for both the Diving Team's and Helo Flight's pay and allowances).
As Navy Divers we felt compelled to uphold the best traditions of
the 'Senior Service', however we weren't quite up to the excessive
quantity of beer that was available. By the time the aircraft landed
in Darwin to refuel, we were beginning to think that sleep may have
been our better option. The early morning Darwin to Singapore stage
of the flight passed far too quickly for seven very tired and very
hung-over sailors.
During the Vietnam War era,
the Singapore Government allowed Australian Service flights a brief
stopover at their airport whilst en-route to South Vietnam, but they
insisted on keeping the visits as inconspicuous as possible because
of the ever increasing public opposition to the 'War'. To remain relatively
unnoticed, we had been ordered to carry a civilian shirt with us onboard
the aircraft. These had to be donned prior to disembarking in Singapore.
It was quite absurd to think that 120 young men arriving on a Qantas
flight dressed in regular Army boots, identical khaki trousers and
a variety of colourful flowery shirts would fool anyone. We were instructed
not to leave the confines of the airport and to ensure we complied,
Military Police were stationed at strategic exit and entry points.
This ruling obviously did not apply to Naval Officers as Jake decided
he would make a surprise visit to one of his old flames in Singapore,
and this was an opportunity not to be missed. Unfortunately for Jake,
within minutes of his 'breaking out', we were advised over the airport's
public address system that our planned two hour breakfast and fuel
stopover had been shortened to one and a half hours. While we sat
in the aircraft watching the ground staff preparing to remove the
stairs, John Gilchrist was frantically trying to invent a plausible
excuse to explain why we were now only five instead of six. At the
last possible moment, we saw the stocky figure of Jake sprint from
the airport terminal at a speed to behold. Another 30 seconds and
it would have been too late. We could hear John muttering obscenities
to himself. He didn't expect that sort of stress so early in the trip.
We hadn't even arrived in the war zone and his Commanding Officer
was already giving him grey hair.
We were met at Saigon's
Tan Son Nhat Airport by the Senior Australian Officer (RAN), the ever
smiling Commander Rang Hall. CPOCD John Dollar, the Chief of the diving
team we were to relieve, had flown down from their home base in Da
Nang to organize our first few days 'in-country', and arrange our
subsequent movement north. After being welcomed by the U.S. Navy's
Saigon based EOD team at their villa in Cholon (the old Chinese quarter
of Saigon), we were completely kitted out with US gear, including
'Cammies' and the famous and much sought after 'K-Bar' . We were then
invited to participate in the traditional EOD welcoming ceremony which
consisted of skulling a very large boot shaped glass filled to the
brim with Budweiser beer. The earlier stress of Singapore had obviously
affected the Chief as he alone failed to make the grade. He was obviously
distracted by the thought of "what if" the Boss had missed the flight.
Narra was conned into an American EOD ritual new to us all. After
we had consumed several cans, one of the US Chiefs asked Narra if
he was "pretty strong" and if he had "heard of the 3 man lift". Naturally
Phil hadn't, but when he confirmed in the positive regarding his strength,
they knew they had him hook line and sinker. The US Chief said one
of his fellows could lift three men with one hand. Narra naturally
replied "bullshit" and numerous beers were bet on the outcome. To
allow the Yank EOD strongman to perform the lift, Narra was told to
lie on the floor with arms and legs spread. Two Americans were to
lie on either side of him with his arms under them and their legs
extended over the top of his. The process was explained to Narra that
he was to hold them very tight so that the US 'superman' could lift
Narra by his belt with one hand, and Narra should subsequently lift
the other two, thus lifting three men with one hand. After this detailed
explanation, Narra was all ready to go. It didn't occur to him that
in this position he was in effect pinned to the ground by the two
big blokes on either side of him. After much ado, with the Yank standing
astride Narra deep breathing while giving instructions for him to
grip the two accomplices very tightly, the lifter as quick as a flash
undid Narra's belt, unzipped his fly and pulled down his trousers.
The rest of the Americans, waiting in the wings and ready with copious
quantities of iced water, proceeded to pour gallons of very cold water
over Narra's bare crotch. It gave him such a shock that he actually
lifted the two other blokes clear of the ground as he tried to struggle
clear. When we had all finally stopped laughing, the Yanks announced
that he was in fact quite strong, as he had managed to lift two 200
pounders off the ground. He was considered a worthy member of the
EOD community.

Three
of us on our return to Da Nang after a week or so on site at Tan My.
Note the borrowed uniforms. We had been sleeping on the beach in hootchies
for the duration.
Our American
counterparts decided that time was not to be wasted sleeping, and
we should visit the hot spots of downtown Saigon, beginning with that
very infamous bar area, 'Tu Do" Street. Larry Digney, 19 years of
age and on his first trip beyond Australia's borders, did his utmost
to buy every bar-girl in Tu Do Street a 'Saigon Tea' (very expensive
coloured water). The following morning, John Dollar advised us that
Typhoon 'Louise' was intensifying over the Central coast near Da Nang
and we would have to remain in Saigon until it had blown over. This
unexpected bonus enabled Larry to revisit Tu Do that evening and catch
up with the bar-girls he had missed the previous evening, and gave
him the opportunity to buy all their sisters, mothers, daughters and
cousins numerous drinks as well. It was an expensive introduction
to Asia for Larry but I'm sure he thought it a very enjoyable lesson.
We certainly had a laugh watching him. I managed to lose my beret
in some dark and seedy bar. Probably souvenired by a Yank. The remainder
of us old "Asia hands" kept our hands in our pockets, and the bar-girls
noting this, gave us our first introduction to the infamous ditty
sung by all Saigon bar-girls when referring to Australian soldiers:-
"Uc Dai Loi , cheap Charlie,
He no buy me Saigon tea,
Saigon tea cost many many Pi,
Uc Dai Loi, him cheap Charlie."
After
our hectic but enjoyable few days in Saigon, we finally boarded a
U.S. Airforce C-130 Hercules and headed north to a waiting reception
from the team we were about to relieve. With a welcoming barbecue
of Ribs and Steak complete with endless quantities of icy cold Victoria
Bitter beer, we were all beginning to assume that our tour of Vietnam
was going to be somewhat of an extended round of social functions.
This early complacency was quickly shattered rather dramatically.
Within three days of our arrival in Da Nang, the new team experienced
its baptism of fire. As part of the hand-over procedure, two
members of the