"Crossing The Line" - Part
5

Their
Majesties then shook hands in turn with each boy, and wished them
the best of luck.
They went through laughing and choking, and then the proceedings ran
along smoothly and without incident until seven bells, when the Court
and the assembled multitude were called to attention by another blast
( from the trumpet). Amid a great silence, the King rose and said
"My very old friend, the Admiral of the Fleet, has expressed
a wish to be again initiated. I consider it a great honour which he
pays Us, and an example to other old friends of ours."
The Admiral, attended, of course, by his Secretary and his Flag Lieutenant,
also old friends of His Majesty, duly observed the customary rites.
As the Admiral emerged from the bath he was greeted with three enthusiastic
cheers from the whole assembly, led by His Majesty and the Court.
A ripple of talk now filled the air, followed by a hush, as Lady Jellieoe
came forward, in spite of advice to the contrary from her physician,
so that she, too, might observe the full rites. And indeed, she did
so, though instead of taking the full course of the bath, a few drops
of its sacred water were sprinkled over her. The ceremony over, she
was given three hearty cheers and a tiger. His Majesty
announced at this stage that the Court would resume at eight bells
of the afternoon watch, and thereupon closed the morning session.
At the appointed hour His Majesty came in procession as in the fore-
noon, and immediately carried on with the remainder of the business.
Many old hands followed the example of the Admiral, and all the proceed-
ings were completed within the space of the First Dog Watch.
The most stirring, even touching, incident of the afternoon session
was the eloquent address delivered by the Admirals Printer,
the oldest member in the Ships Company, who spoke thus, causing
Her Majesty deep emotion.

To
Father Neptune--
Behold in me a Printer bold
Whos always got a "thust,"
Contracted in my childhood days
By swallowing dry gold dust.
Your
waters Im prepared to try
Upon my outer skin,
But just to damp the dust, old boy,
Id like something else within.
Now
if You wish to test my wares,
Im foremost in the race--
Just see how nice the gold dust looks
On Amphitrites sweet face.
The
Printer had gilded the cheeks of Amphitrite and presented King Neptune
with a packet of the precious gold dust.
My tale is nearly ended now,
But Im sure youd like to know--
I crossed Your blinking, mouldy Line
Just thirty years ago.
Yours
(in aqua pura),
OLD MOORE
After closing of the Court, formalities were relaxed, and Their Majesties,
before returning to the Deep, permitted the Royal Suite to throw them-
selves into the bath, where they were joined by crowds of onlookers.
The final scene was, very properly, distinctly watery. All those who
attended the Court this day were presented, as is customary, with
the Royal Certificate, artistically designed and executed by His Majestys
Printer-in- Chief.
Their Majesties were pleased to learn in the evening that the whole
of the good ships company looked back upon a very merry day,
which was unspoiled by any unfortunate incident or jarring note. Their
Majesties, too, though somewhat fatigued, returned to Their watery
Realms in an excellent temper and with a deeper affection for the
old ship, her Admiral, And her crew.
His Majesty King Neptune has been graciously pleased to request the
Secretary of State to convey His Royal Thanks to those who played
the leading parts for their untiring energy, good humour and liveliness
through- out the cay, and for the trouble they took and the ingenuity
they showed in preparing their costumes.
They were
King Neptune - Mr. E. J. Whiting, M.B.E.,
Chief Gunner, R.N.
Queen Amphitrite - Mr. P. Turner, Commissioned
Shipwright, R.N.
Judge - F. H. Green, P.O. Mr. F. J. Cummins,
W.V.O., R.N.
Judges Clerk - W. Spinks, Sto.
Doctor - F. R. Stallard, Sto. P.O.
Barber - R. Donaldson, Sto.
Barbers Assistant - E. Roberts, Lea.
Sea.
Lady Barber - A. G. Johnston, P.O.
Police
S. 0. Allen, Sergt., R.M, L.I.,
R. Horsefield, A.B.
F. H. Marfieet, Cks. Mate.,
J. Hicks, Ptr.,
W. T. W. Miller, Ptr.,
J. J. Upton, Joiner,
A. Marlow, A.B.,
A. Joyce, Lea. Sto.,
F. W. Battrick, A.B.,
P.O. J. J. Brennan.
Secret Police
P.O. F. Quick,
Pte., R.M.L.I., J. Bingham,
A.B. W. J. McCall.
Bodyguards
A.B. W. H. G. Bishop,
C.P.O., D. Redfern, Armr.,
F. Blake, A.B.,
H. T. Andrew, Shlpwright.
Head
Bears
W. J. Bryant, P.O.,
J. J. Ellis, A.B.
Bears
W. T. Cook, Ch. Electn.,
H. Daniels, C.P.O.,
J. P. Swiggs, P.O.,
A. Wardropper, A.B.,
H. Trafford, A.B.
Kings Messenger - R. Yendell, Cpl.
R.M.L.I.
Chariot Seahorses
M. Grant, L/Cpl., R.M.LI,
R. M. McGregor, Bombr., R.M.A.
Kings Trumpeter - B. J. Every, Bugler,
R.M.L.I.
His Majesty also wished to thank the Commissioned Shipwright, the
Signal Boatswain, and their assistants for rigging and decorating
the bath and the stages; and particularly the members of the First
Commission, from whose arrangements the general plan of the ceremony
was taken.
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